So you may be wondering what my title means. A lot of you will say, why of course! Thats how awesome danielle is! Yes, it is true. I am 99.9 percent awesome.. Cocky you may think, but theres the humble .1 percent I leave for improvement..
But no, that is not the meaning! That, my friends, is how sarcastic I am. I have a life motto.. When it doubt, think 99.9%. As much as I love to be sarcastic, it has its flaws. This flaw happens to be one of my biggest pet peeves in all the lands.
People. Don't. Get. Me.
I always thought that people would just understand that the tone of my voice meant sarcasm. But i guess i can get that I always sound like this, so how would you truly know? But still. Seriously people. Yesterday after an eventful day of work at Superstore I came home to realize I had no food! SO back to superstore I went! I ran into a co worker who looked surprised to see me but she asked what are you doing back? I then replied with sarcasm dripping from EVERY word, i missed it SO much i needed to come back for a visit.. She looked at me confused and said, wow, most people hate it after work! Of course I hate shopping here you fool! Gosh! Who would be serious about that?!
And when I actually tell the truth.. NO ONE BELIEVES ME!!! Whenever I say something truthful I get the reaction of a laugh and, good one danielle.. NO! NO I'M BEING SERIOUS!! Sigh. I do have the amazing ability to lie and keep a straight face most of the time.. Not a quality i'd first tell anyone, but it has proved worthy as a talent! Even my best friends can't read me- My roomate shayla constantly says.. um.. I can never tell when you're telling the truth. BLAST YOU SARCASM! BLAST YOU!!!!
But, I have to say.. Its worth the flaws. Quick wit and humour fix everything. So, if you know me personally, just accept my sarcasm! its what i AM! Love me for what i am!!!!!!!!! Alright, that was a little over the top. I'll be going now.